I consider myself a sandwich connoisseur, a man that wants to experience all the nice flavors of the humble sandwich.

I've had many a sandwich in my life so let's start with something I have quite often, first start with American rye bread from giant eagle, lightly toast then spread with a sauce I made, sauce contains 50/50 mayo and ranch, with garlic powder and salt, mix until it looks like one sauce. after adding the mayo-ranch combo onto the bread, add some cheese, either Colby jack or American cheese, then hit it with 8 hard salami slices, then add lettuce, make sure its crispy and green, if your lettuce is kinda old don't worry just don't use the completely white parts. (Optional but very recommended) when the tomato slice is added make sure to add some salt to the slice, then take off all the lettuce, and put the tomato on the meats bc I forgot that went first. after fixing the mistake i made add the second piece of bread, make sure both sides have the sauce, then add a couple slices of turkey and a chicken patty, add the tomato with salt, then lettuce then, and the final sauced slice of bread, and boom you've probably got diabetes if you are going to make this, that's why i make this only when i have the proper ingredients. daboi out